I was on a quest to find a snapshot of the scene in “Rudolph
the Red Nosed Reindeer” where a couple of elves are being tossed around in the
wind in a huge snowstorm. The reason for
the quest doesn’t really matter. I
somehow got sidetracked into finding the best Christmas movies –EVER. I
searched list after list and found that people who put these lists together are
complete idiots.
First of all any person who lists “A Christmas Story” in the
top ten has never seen a good movie. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t just come out and
say that. But really, that movie, even with its great cast, is not a great
movie. It just isn’t. And if you listed it as #1 you really need to see a
psychiatrist pronto!
If your list does not include “Desk Set,” with Katharine
Hepburn and Spencer Tracy, just go into your little corner now because you
realize you have made an enormous error in judgment and need an extensive time
out.
If you have listed “Miracle on 34th Street,” or “The
Grinch who Stole Christmas,” other than the originals or “A Christmas Carol” that
was not the 1951 classic. You get coal in you stocking and nothing under the
tree.
If you have listed “The Santa Claus” or “National Lampoon’s
Christmas” before “Elf” you are doomed to hell.
The ten best Christmas movies
ever:
1. A Christmas Carol/Scrooge – 1951
2. Desk Set
3. It’s a Wonderful Life
4. Meet Me in St. Louis
5. Little Women 1949 & 1994
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The following are of equal value -
6. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas - 1966
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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7. Miracle on 34th Street -1947
8. Elf
9. Bad Santa
10. Home Alone
Honorable mention
Love Actually
While You were Sleeping
Thanksgiving movie greats
Nobody’s Fool
Hannah and Her Sisters
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
I know there are more, I just can't think of them right now.