The Edge of Erie

I am a flirt. I love sex. I don't get much very often anymore. I used to have a lot. I've had some recently I can't say ...

I keep a pair of black gloves in my linen closet for use when dying my hair. Every time I open the door, the suction causes the finger...

I look down  at my  kitchen floor,  noticing silvery marks on the tile  made by the legs of the dining chairs  being pulled and pushed...

When I die, I want my Bird Face picture blown up to movie screen size projected on a wall wherever my memorial may be held. I want to...

I wear a $150 watch on my left wrist a gift to myself for my 45th year of birth 10 years ago $12 earrings in my ears  a gift...

Keep the lights low it's better that way you won't see the bags under my eyes or the wrinkles on the tops of my inner thighs...

pas·sive-ag·gres·sive adjective adjective: passive-aggressive of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized...